InterTubes
There are InterTubes in the space, so you can enter at 3 am to download all your warez!
There is a badass Mikrotik 951 serving the WiFi. IT can do MPLS and BGP.
So lets kick it up and get an ASN and multihome this biatch.
The password was too 1337 for some people, so we toned it down a bit:
SSID: dms
Key: madeindavis